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As polls Close, Leroy Declares End to Major Campaign Operations, Touts “Mission Accomplished” Aboard Carrier Lincoln
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| Contributor | Servo |
| Last Edited | Servo Dec 13, 2003 12:47pm |
| Category | Humor |
| News Date | Dec 13, 2003 12:00am |
| Description | San Diego (AP)
Aboard the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln - President elect Leroy, aboard an American carrier bound for home, celebrated his inauguration after a daring landing aboard a Navy jet. Dressed in full flight suit, he proceeded to warmly greet sailors on deck and give a speech declaring an end to major campaign operations.
Under the banner “Mission Accomplished”, he thanked the sailors for their sacrifice, often growing teary eyed in the course of a speech where he declared that “ a major victory has been won in the war against FreeRepublic.com”.
He also posed a stern warning in the midst of the optimistic speech, stating that this was merely the first step in the war, with the tyrannical Instapundit regime clearly in his sights.
A pilot himself, Leroy got a chance to take the controls on the transit into the carrier, remarking that “Plane go up! Plane go up! Plane fly! I fly plane! Whee!”.
The final task at hand before president elect Leroy’s departure on Marine one was politics at it’s finest – a registration drive. Ourcampaigns White House staffers attest that some 53, 000 sea bass were registered at ourcampaigns, and will be crucial in the next election. Plans are already underway for this to become a campaign commercial to be used in the midterm elections.
Mission Accomplished
Hail to the Chief
The new President poses with supporters
The new President makes a few renovation to his new residence.
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