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I'll never forget when Heise tried to be buddy buddy with me and I kinda distanced myself from him and then later accused me of being a professional hater.
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Ew
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John Teichert looks like Evan McMullin fighting a losing battle against depression.
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From M*A*S*H S3 E1: The General Flipped at Dawn
Trapper: Doesn't Henry know it's a holiday?
Hawkeye: Aaron Burr's birthday.
Radar: Who's Aaron Burr?
Trapper: Aaron Burr. The guy that shot John Wilkes Booth.
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Oh, I can't wait for like 5-10 years from now when the Trump Republicans are labeled RINOs by whatever crazy faction comes next.
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"The Chad Transformers" sounds like the most okayist 2020s one hit wonder band of all time.
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Why is it that everyone my age who runs for Congress has extremely punchable faces?
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Tate Reeves looks like the kind of guy who would remind the teacher that homework was due when they forgot.
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Doug Burgum is the Lincoln Chafee of 2024 and I defy anyone to tell me different.
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N. Korea would not have obliterated the US. They're no where near powerful enough. We could wipe them out 100 times over long before they could get one missile off.
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Congress: The runner-up prize when you lose a gubernatorial election/primary.
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You win this round, Romney.
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Ed Davey couldn't pick Ed Davey out of a lineup if he was the only one in it.
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My bad guys. I jinxed her.
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*Two months from now* "And in a surprise twist, Buzz Kelley wins"
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They're a perfect team. Two former Democrats running as Republicans.
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Why does James Craig look like Ru Paul's grandma here?
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All I can think of is the scene from the Office where Michael Scott yells "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
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Turns out his full name is Henry Neville Chamberlain-Kissinger
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Imagine being an ambassador to another country with a full staff and you get less votes than Nic Cage's stunt double.
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Oh no, Orrin! He was ki-...he was gener-....he was a senator!
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Ladies and gentlemen: Let's get ready to rumblllllllllleeeeeeee!
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This will be, by far, the most watched race on election night I think.
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I think Sarwark might win this, especially after the recent debate.
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to Luzerne County Historian
