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Last Incandescent: A lightbulb-related take on Wayne Cochran/The Cavaliers/Pearl Jam's "Last Kiss" Posted September 30, 2011 at 02:00pm by Ashley Oh where, oh where, could my lightbulbs be? The DEMs took them away from me. Obummer took them, so I got to stockpile So I can see my lightbulb when I leave this room. The big hand of socialism came down far Heard it from my pal at the bar There on the farm, up straight ahead The chickens were out, the tractor was dead I got scared, so I swerved to the right Tea Party supporter with all my might In the chicken coop efficiency test, CFLs come in dead last. Oh where, oh where, could my lightbulbs be? The DEMs took them away from me. Obummer took them, so I got to stockpile So I can see my lightbulb when I leave this room. When I woke up, anger was pouring out Rent-a-mobs standing all around Fear of change rollin' through my brain Raceist DEMs are such a pain I talk to them, they look at me and say "Vote for Landrieu, just do it for me." I hold them close, I try to talk some sense But their love for CFLs is too dense My bulbs are dwindling, though I hold them tight Those swirly ones are not alright. Oh where, oh where, could my lightbulbs be? The DEMs took them away from me. Obummer took them, so I got to stockpile So I can see my lightbulb when I leave this room.
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