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Domino's Is Fixing America's Crappy Roads For Pizza Safety And That's Pretty Embarrassing
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| Contributor | RP |
| Last Edited | RP Jun 12, 2018 10:29am |
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| Category | Perspective |
| Author | Jason Torchinsky |
| News Date | Monday, June 11, 2018 09:35:00 PM UTC0:0 |
| Description | This feels like something from a William Gibson cyberpunk dystopia novel, where the government has become so weak and useless, private corporations have been taking over the basic upkeep of the nation. But it’s not a William Gibson novel, there’s no plucky protagonist with some sort of cybernetic implant, it’s just America in 2018, with crumbling roads that Domino’s has decided to fix. For the sake of the pizzas.
Domino’s is tired of their innocent pizzas, who only wish to serve humankind, being beaten all to hell by poorly-maintained roads. They even have a website that shows, in graphic, pizza-box-cam detail, what brutal hell pizzas are put through when their delivery vehicle impacts a pothole.
It’s not entirely altruistic, of course. Domino’s tags every filled pothole with their logo and the tagline “OH YES WE DID.” |
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