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  Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship
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Last EditedRP  Sep 16, 2016 01:56pm
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AuthorAndy Borowitz
MediaMagazine - New Yorker
News DateFriday, September 16, 2016 05:15:00 PM UTC0:0
DescriptionCalling this “the greatest day of my life,” a visibly moved Barack Obama held a news conference on Friday to thank Donald Trump for granting him U.S. citizenship.

“The issue of whether or not I was a U.S. citizen has been a dark cloud over my existence for as long as I can remember,” a tearful Obama told the press corps. “Only one man had the courage, wisdom, and doggedness to make that cloud go away: Donald J. Trump.”
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