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President Commands Former Sec. Paul "Bitter Fruitcake" O'Neill to Return All Mega-Secret Documents Protecting America from Total Destruction
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Contributor | Servo |
Last Edited | Servo Jan 13, 2004 10:58pm |
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News Date | Tuesday, January 13, 2004 06:00:00 AM UTC0:0 |
Description | Good afternoon. My remarks today are directed at former Treasury Secretary O'Neill. Paul, on Sunday night, you finally showed your true colors by appearing on the liberal propaganda conduit "60 Minutes" to whine, stomp your little ballerina feet, shill that book, and dare to suggest I am even one kilo shy of divine perfection. And while I've pretty much always hated your guts, now I know I hated them less back when you were traipsing around Africastan with that fatso Mick singer "Boner."
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[...]I want those documents back, Paul. Ten in particular must be returned IMMEDIATELY. They are as follows:
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