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Health Care Reform: A Northern Conspiracy
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| Contributor | Jason |
| Last Edited | Jason Dec 04, 2009 12:50am |
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| Category | Analysis |
| Author | Laurence D. Cohen |
| News Date | Monday, November 30, 2009 06:00:00 AM UTC0:0 |
| Description | The conspirators live among us, acting as if they’re just like anybody else from Hartford or New Hartford or West Hartford or East Hartford. But for many months, they have been crafting an extraordinary takeover plan that would transform the United States into a Canadian province, somewhat on the order of Manitoba.
The plot was launched in Connecticut, of course, because Hartford is the “Insurance Capital of the World,” and the first step in the Canadian takeover is to transform American health insurance into some sort of Canadian thing, where everybody stands in very long lines for sort-of-free medical coverage.
Financing for the conspiracy is being done through TD Bank branches in Connecticut, which, as you may have noticed, have quietly changed their names from TD Banknorth. North? North? Yes, the bank is actually Canadian, but it doesn’t want us to know that, for obvious reasons. “TD” stands for “Toronto’s Domination” — not only of Toronto, but, eventually, of all North America.
Plans for the Canadian takeover have accelerated in recent weeks, in anticipation of 2010 — the 30th anniversary of “O Canada” being proclaimed the national anthem of Canada. “O Canada” is much easier to sing than our National Anthem, as anyone who has ever been to a hockey game knows. The Canadians plan for us all to be singing their song. |
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