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  Top Ten Reasons Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean
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Last EditedPatrick Squarepants  Dec 12, 2003 11:59pm
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News DateTuesday, December 9, 2003 06:00:00 AM UTC0:0
Description“Top Ten Reasons Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean”

From the December 9 Late Show with David Letterman, the “Top Ten Reasons Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean.” Late Show Web site: www.cbs.com

10. Thought Dean would give the most dynamic concession speech

9. Howard Dean reminds him of Jimmy Dean who makes them breakfast sausages

8. Only way to counteract freight-train success of Kucinich campaign

7. His support could get Dean popular vote, for what that’s worth

6. Judgment clouded by Melana not selecting Adam on “Average Joe”

5. Dean promised to totally be his best friend forever

4. Wants Howard Dean to do for America what he did for Vermont . . . whatever the hell that was

3. Maybe it was the eleven vodka gimlets

2. The dart hit Dean’s name

1. As a doctor, Dean has a legitimate excuse for fondling interns
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