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  McAuliffe, Moran Cite False Education-Prison Complex Conspiracy: Prison architects do not, in fact, closely monitor third-graders' report cards
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Last EditedHomegrown Democrat  Jun 04, 2009 06:32pm
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News DateThursday, June 4, 2009 07:30:00 PM UTC0:0
DescriptionWe can't write about all of the sappy Terry McAuliffe for Virginia governor ads, regrettably, as there's a new one each and every day. Guy's got a lot of cash to burn before losing next Tuesday, after all.

But one week-old ad, buried amid the debris of millions of cookie-cutter, JFK-quoting McAuliffe video riff raff, still deserves the spotlight. This brilliant manifestation of focus group ADHD depicts our candidate embedded deep within that half-bleak, half-sunny dreamworld that is the Virginia Third-Grade Classroom. But why? What is Terry doing there?

Giving you troubling reports from the future, of course, about your current third-grader's adult life in Hell!

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