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For Gay Couple, Fulfilling Lifelong Dream Of Marriage Not Worth Moving To Iowa
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| Contributor | Scott³ |
| Last Edited | Scott³ May 06, 2009 06:51am |
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| Category | Humor |
| News Date | Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:00:00 PM UTC0:0 |
| Description | The Onion.
"Having their sworn commitment to each other and all related rights therein recognized by the highest court of a sovereign U.S. state is ultimately not worth the hassle of moving to Iowa, longtime partners Danny Mindlin and Alex Small determined Monday. "Alex and I want to grow old together, but we'd have to drive six hours just to get a mezzaluna at Restoration Hardware," said Mindlin, who claimed he "couldn't survive" without a strawberry frosted cupcake from Amy's Bread after yoga every Thursday. "And where would we summer? Dubuque? I think we'll just buy a townhouse and live in an unrecognized union with beautiful granite countertops instead." The couple told reporters that their plans to adopt also weighed heavily in the decision, since they want to raise a child who is healthy, balanced, and "not tacky." |
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