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I'm now Sarah Palin's media slave
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Contributor | Karma Policeman |
Last Edited | Karma Policeman Sep 11, 2008 09:55am |
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News Date | Thursday, September 11, 2008 03:00:00 PM UTC0:0 |
Description | Sarah Palin has performed a miracle. She's made me sit up and watch American politics.
That pointing and stabbing at the air as she made that speech last week. Those glasses. That hair. That husband. That pregnant teenage daughter. That Downs Syndrome baby. That son who's off to fight in Iraq. Those guns of hers, and those poor moose. It's better than a soap opera. I am her media slave.
I know I should be hooked on brown-skinned Barack Obama, and that he and his family would - probably will - look great in the White House, but Obama just doesn't look so sexy any more. Obama couldn't fell a charging moose with one shot, bear a baby and sing The Battle Hymn of the Republic, all simultaneously while standing on one leg - and now he looks dull. I've always thought he'd be heavy going if you were stuck with him at a cocktail party, anyway. Earnestness is such a bore. |
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