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That Sucker Jesus Has Forgiven Me For Some Pretty Bad Sins
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| Contributor | Craverguy |
| Last Edited | Craverguy May 22, 2008 10:32pm |
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| Category | Amusing |
| News Date | Friday, May 23, 2008 04:00:00 AM UTC0:0 |
| Description | I've done my Bible reading, and I've come up with a pretty startling conclusion about Jesus: That guy was a total sap!
In Acts 10:43, Peter says, "To Him all the prophets bear witness that every one who believes in Him receives forgiveness of sins through His name." In short, if you believe in Jesus and invoke His forgiveness, you'll be forgiven for whatever you do. What a sucker! That's exactly the kind of loophole I'm looking for!
Look, I never asked Jesus for eternal forgiveness. But if He's naïve enough to bestow it upon me and trust that I'm not going to take advantage, I'm certainly not going to turn Him down. |
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