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  Rumors are true: Milwaukee police chief confirms he is Jesus Christ, Son of God
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Last EditedPenguin  Apr 25, 2008 09:41pm
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News DateFriday, April 25, 2008 03:40:00 AM UTC0:0
DescriptionMilwaukee Police Chief Edward Flynn today confirmed the suspicions of many conservative bloggers, right wing pundits, and talk radio hosts by revealing that he is Jesus Christ, the Son of God and personal savior to hundreds of million of Christians around the world, as well as a major prophet in many of the world’s religions.

“People were starting to wonder,” conceded Christ/Flynn, as He converted water into nutritious high-energy fruit drinks for officers eating lunch in a break room at the Public Safety Building. “After discussing the matter with my Father, we decided it would be best to just end the rumors and get everything out in the open.”
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