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| Contributor | ArmyDem |
| Last Edited | ArmyDem Jul 11, 2003 06:24pm |
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| News Date | Friday, July 11, 2003 06:00:00 AM UTC0:0 |
| Description | "Bring 'em on."
—President Bush, daring Iraqi guerrillas to attack U.S. troops.
In New Hampshire a Harry-and-Louise-style radio ad is being broadcast featuring a couple designing the perfect candidate to run against George W. Bush. My version follows.
Man: It needs to be someone with credibility on national security.
Woman: How does this grab you—the former Supreme Commander of NATO!
M: Why not? And let's make him first in his class at West Point.
W: And a Rhodes Scholar.
M: And a thrice-wounded decorated veteran of the Vietnam War.
W: Pro-choice.
M: Pro-affirmative action.
W: With private-sector experience leading a company specializing in alternative-energy research to end our dependence on imported oil.
M: And to leave a cleaner environment for our kids. |
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