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  Muslims Attempt Jihad in Williamsburg, USA!
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Last EditedServo  Sep 26, 2005 08:33pm
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News DateTuesday, September 27, 2005 02:00:00 AM UTC0:0
DescriptionThis second T-shirt, which states the word “INTOLERANT” on the front in white letters on black, is currently the most hated shirt in the entire OSA inventory. You see, it has the audacity to state the following on the back: “HOMOSEXUALITY IS SIN, ISLAM IS A LIE, ABORTION IS MURDER. Some issues are just black and white.” The front also has a scripture from John 14:6, a quote from Jesus which happens to be pretty intolerant itself. Isn't it interesting that people who don't know Jesus never quote these statements of His? It is this shirt that I wore one day and on that day, decided to frequent a coffee shop attached to a bookstore.

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I entered into the café area, hoping that preoccupation with their personal activities had kept all eyes off of me. I ordered my standard decaf coffee with a smile and personal quips to the minimum-wage- paid employee behind the counter. He seemed innocent enough, yet wasn't eager to return my attempt at friendly banter. I thanked him, took my coffee, and walked out onto the patio where I took a table a few away from the Muslims. Sitting in a chair with my back toward the parking lot, the message of my shirt seemed to be blocked from their view. Thinking I had unobtrusively slipped through, and now could enjoy the reading of God's Holy Word in a public venue, an act still currently legal in America, I pulled out my Bible and began my quiet time, an oxymoron for what was about to ensue.

Within minutes, the three men seated two tables over got up to leave. Paying them no attention, I gathered their time discussing world events, an American jihad, or the payment of 144 virgins to the murderer of infidels had come to an end. It wasn't too long after their departure that I noticed the coffee clerk from inside headed toward me. I could feel the build up of emotions as I anticipated that he was coming to speak with me, and braced myself for what I knew was to come. “Ma'am”, he began, “I'm not asking you to leave, but
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