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"Jesus and the Huge ***hole"
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| Contributor | Homegrown Democrat |
| Last Edited | Homegrown Democrat Oct 17, 2012 05:45am |
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| Category | General |
| Author | Dan Savage |
| News Date | Tuesday, October 16, 2012 01:45:00 PM UTC0:0 |
| Description | JESUS AND THE HUGE ***HOLE
A new play by Dan Savage
Curtain. Jesus Christ is sitting in a garden in quiet contemplation. One of Jesus's many followers, Peter, approaches Jesus.
PETER: "Jesus?"
JESUS: "Yes, my son?"
PETER: "I want a Jimmy John's sandwich and a bag of chips."
JESUS: "So go get a sandwich and a bag of chips."
PETER: "I can't, Jesus."
JESUS: "Why not?"
PETER: "Because a Jimmy John's sandwich costs more now thanks to Obamacare, Jesus, so I can't afford to get a sandwich and a bag of chips."
JESUS: "You are an ***hole." |
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