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"Wabash" Found Soaking in a Trash Can
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| Contributor | Wabash |
| Last Edited | Wabash Dec 16, 2003 07:39am |
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| News Date | Saturday, December 13, 2003 06:00:00 AM UTC0:0 |
| Description | "Wabash" was found soaking in a trash can today after his mysterious disappearance during last night's count.
"I've already lost precinct committeeman. I don't think I can look at the results," said Wabash right before he ran out of his upstate Indiana home.
Wabash apparently left after "Thibo Pac" announced it was not going to switch support. His wife said it was very strange especially since the only items he took was a dead chicken, a shovel, a can of tuna, and underwear.
When asked what he thought about last night election results, Wabash kept muttering to himself, "I think I can I think I can, I think I can." An hour later he woke up from his trance and told the TV crew, "I need to go."
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