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Mayor McCheese Seen Knocking on Doors for Wabash
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Contributor | Wabash |
Last Edited | Wabash Dec 16, 2003 07:40am |
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News Date | Friday, December 12, 2003 06:00:00 AM UTC0:0 |
Description | The Mayor of McDonaldland was seen yesterday knocking on doors for candidate "Wabash". Though he was never actually heard saying any thing, Mayor McCheese made his point when citizens opened their door only to see McCheese waving a big pink sign that read "Vote for Wabash."
"I think McCheese is very dedicated to the cause," said Wabash. "Besides, he has a lot of time on his hands now that McDonald's dumped him off for a new 'hip' look."
Mayor McCheese is most known for being questioned about the notorious Hamburgurlar by the United State's Senate. "McCheese was acquitted on all accounts," said Wabash. "There is no evidence to suggest Mayor McCheese was helping Hamburgurlar run an illegal hamburger ring in McDonaldland. And I for one am done talking about this subject."
Above: Mayor McCheese and President Bush discuss strategy for the Phelps' campaign (note, picture may be borrowed from another site)
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